-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our romance is over. I think I realized it First of May In your closet and I saw you Sit on My mustard soufflé. I'm sure you're Scarred enough to understand That I did a sex-change. I'm returning The pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep Your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I Was interviewed by the Times about To hate the Boston Celtics.

Go burn,
Ultima

How dare you sit on my mustard souffle in your closet? Really. Are you scarred about my sex-change? xO I'm keeping Martin. DEMETRI MARTIN.
Or Tegoshi.

RANT. YEAH. IT'S MIDNIGHT. IT'S RANTING TIME. OH YEAAAHHHHHHH.
-shot-

First, Maou. Oh my GOSH. Ohno is the cutest, evilest, stalkerest, two-faced-est, smartest lawyer ever to be in a drama. The thing with the tear gas? Genius. The teddy bear? Also genius. Oh Toma, your random screaming makes me laugh. And the psychic girl is...random. Naruse Ryo. <3 BATCAVE. Truth is love. The end.

I TAKE YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
YOU TAKE MY LIFE FOREVER.

And Tegoshi? Yes, Tegoshi is still blond, darn him and his drop-dead gorgeousness. But did you see his "adult-wink?" Daaaaayuuuummm. I died, really. And his CYFTLT cover? Interesting...Vagabonds? Sure. But Kataomoi Chiisana Koi is <3333. Tegomass! Ahh, I love BnC and AAG and BnU and KnHwKnT. But Stars. Blaahh! Music Fair was nice. But WHAT were they wearing in that live of AAG with Koyama? DUDE. Massu was wearing SUSPENDERS for goshsakes. And Tegoshi? Was that a dress? No crossdressing now, please.

TAKE ME FARAWAY. -faint- What else is there to say? Gimmick Game is nice too, even though the lyrics are a little...odd. But hey, at least Nino doesn't have that dog perm any more! And OHNO'S BLACK HAIR. Oh man. Oh man oh man. He totally pulls off the evil lawyer thing. Aiba is the MDA, of course. And no one trusts Sho with anything, especially catching and rock climbing. You can do it! No, CAN you do it? And let's not forget his elephant impersonation.

PAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Nice Sho, nice.
Cry for You is <3, of course. Nino's part in the beginning...It's nice. Matsujun's nasaly part killed me. And not from happiness, let me tell you. But Truth...Yeeessss.

And now for something that involves shameless Monty Python quotes.

THE WINGS ARE NOT ON FIRE.
Now I have to stand in the tea chest!
Someone said mattress, TWICE.
POKE HER WITH THE SOFT CUSHIONS.
CONFESS. CONFESS. CONFESS.
They've all jumped out!
I might be doing it in my spare time!
I'm sorry, this is abuse. Arguements are in 12A, the next room over.
<3333
Yaaayy.

I haven't updated since February 8th.
Did you miss me?
...
You know you did.
Well, I was doing very many things. I'm a busy person, you know.
Fangirling is a very...good thing to do in your spare time.
And in the time you should be writing your own personal Odyssey, but that's different.
Hahaha. I'm serious though.
I would be watching the 9th and final episode of OPG, but I'm choosing to write a nice journal for you Devfolks so you don't think that I died.
Isn't that nice.

I've found a new band to fangirl over! Kanjani8!
They're awesomely weird, which is just great. Especially the Wahaha PV. That is absolute ownage.
And Yasuda Shota's bucket-wearing and his bumblebee costume. <3
He's so adorable. So now I'm like...going Photobucket diving for pictures of him. Yes. Bring on the obsession!
Hmm. I do love their ranger costumes. And Yasuda is blue. But why is Ryo yellow? o___o''

I. LOVE. BRAWL.
There, I said it.
Yes, a Wii-less person is crazy about Brawl.
And Pit. Oh yessss. Ike isn't too bad either.
But OLIMAR. xDD He makes me laugh.
Hockey pucks are like a Wii because people fight to get them.
Man, that was deep.

Oh gosh, I read MAXRIDE four today.
It was...pretty good. I mean, all the books are good. But I felt that this book should've been more...exciting?
No spoilers from me, I promise.

RULES:
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer the questions.
Don't cheat or your appendages will be cut off. :B

Mmm...Appendages.
Mmmmmmm....Mochi.
PANCAKES.
NINO.

1. How does the world see me?
Song for Me-Ohno Satoshi
Whaa?

2. Will I have a happy life?
Niji-Ninomiya Kazunari
Aaahhh. <333

3. What do people really think of me?
CHE.R.R.Y-Yui (Acoustic)
Hmmm...

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Itsuka no Summer-Aiba Masaki
Hahahaha.

5. How can I make myself happy?
What I've Done-Linkin Park

-WHERE ARE THE NYUSU SONGS?!-

6. What should I do with my life?
Avondale-Yellowcard
Yeaaahh. Don't do that with your life.

7. Will I ever have children?
Hoshi wo Mezashite-NewS
FINALLY.
You should "Is anyone listening? Let's aim for the stars."
Yeaaahh.

8. What is some good advice for me?
If Everyone Cared- Nickelback

9. What do I think my current theme song is?
Way Away-Yellowcard

10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
ARASHI-Arashi.
YOU LUCKY LOSER.
Dx
You are my soul...soul...?

11. What song will be played at my funeral?
Thanks for the Memories-Fall out Boy
Whoa.
So accurate.

12. What is my day going to be like?
Oyasumi-Ellegarden
I'd better do that noooowwwww.
Sleep.
Hooray.

13. Why am I here?
Ai Nante- Tegoshi, Shige, Ryo
Hahahahahahahahahaha.
'Goshi.

14. What will people remember me for?
Shadow of the Day-Linkin Park
You creepy person, you.

15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Weeeek-NewS
Hmmmm...
Good thinking.

16. Are there people waiting outside waiting to take me away?
CHANGE THE WORLD- V6
Hahahhaa.

17. What will this year be all about?
EMPTY96- UVERWorld
Empty.
Eeeeempty.

18. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
Hummingbird-HIGH AND MIGHTY Color?
Okaaaaaaaaayyy.
I'd rather scream:
"'GOSHIIIII."

19. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
SAMURAI-Tackey and Tsubasa.
Lawl.

20. Your message to the world.
Kimi+Boku=Love?-Tegomass
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Nice.

21. Your deepest secret.
Kizuna-Kamenashi Kazuya
Yeah. That's just...yeah.

22. Your innermost desire.
DISCORD-UVERWorld

23. Your oldest memory makes you think...
Stand by Me- The Brilliant Green

24. Somewhere in your wedding vows you'll include:
My Generation-YUI
o____O''

25. When you wake up in the morning you mutter?
Firefly-Arashi
Hahaha. That song is weird.

26. Right now, your feelings are:
Lost my Music-Hirano Aya
HOLY WOW.
That's cool.
I mees my violin. Dx

27. The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Himitsu-Ninomiya Kazunari
Doesn't Himitsu mean secret?
Good 'ol Taro.

28. Your scream during sex:
Harukaze Sneaker-Arashi
xDDDDDDDD

29. If someone said 'I love you' what would you say?
Kaze no Hi-Ellegarden
Hmmm...I don't think they'd like me very much, do you?

30. What are your last words?
TEPPEN-NewS
Summit. Nice. Nyusu!
Hoooooraaahhh.

31. What will be a big challenge in life for me?
Yume no Kazu Dake Ai Ga Umarete-NewS
That's a mouthful.
GO GO!
*explosions*

32. Am I a good girlfriend?
The Fantasy-30 Seconds to Mars

33. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
From Yesterday-30 Seconds to Mars
Nice.

34. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?
Michi-Arashi
Not with Nino singing, you won't.

35. How will I die?
Fever to Future-GYM (Golf, Yamapi, Mike)
Nice way to die.
Seishun fevaaaaaaaahhhhh....

36. Is someone trying to kill me?
Miso Soup-Tegomass
OHNOOOOOOO. TEGOSHI IS GOING TO KILL YOU WITH STORE-BOUGHT MISO SOUP.
He misses his mommy.
Don't blame him.

37. What is my love preference?
Colourful-Yamashita Tomohisa.
<3
You're gay.
Hahahahahahaha.

38. What am I afraid of?
Kiss-Kaerimichi no Love Song-Tegomass
You're afraid of 'Goshi? Or Going Home Love Songs?
Hehehehehe.
'Goshi.

39. What will I be doing in a few years?
Fighting-Yellowcard
Hehehehe.
Nice life.

40. What should I do instead of this quiz?
Cherish-NewS
HECK YEEEESS.
Fangirling videos here I come.

Whooooaa.
Mostly Japanese songs, eh?
Gomen ne Julieeeettttttt. Heh.

Sooo. Missed me?
I MEEES YOU. xDDD 'Goshi and Massu are so cuuuute. Yeah. So I hope this doesn't turn into a rant. But knowing me, it probably will. I mean...
Did you see that rantplate I made?
That's HARDCORE.
Shige has a pretty deep voice...<3333
KOYASHIGEEEE. Preforming Daite Senorita. Hehehe. Sing into lamps!

I got so much Sanrio stuff from my friends. xDDDD And BOOKS. Who gets books for Christmas? Me, of course.
I got...
-A big fluffy Cinamaroll pillow
-Two Monokuroboo stuffed animals
-A PINK Hellow Kitty wallet. Yeaaahhh. o__O''
-A WHOLE bunch of stuff from my penpal. Including post-its. YAAAYY. In all of the highlighter colors of the rainbow.
-A Hello Kitty mug
-A Chococat pencil
-A Monokuroboo case-tin thingy
-Hello Kitty post-it stack
-A Cinamaroll keychain

The non-Sanrio stuff I got was a Barnes and Noble giftcard, an otter stuffed animal and TWO plushie giraffes. <333
Aaaand.
SNAKEHEAD. Oh gosh, I should be reading it right so I can give it to Andrea right away, right? Hehehe.
I love my friends...and llamas...

Now I'm finally on my THREE WEEK BREAK. YAAAAYY.
And iceskating con Andrea, Kyle and Tas was fuuuunnn.
But...on plastic? That was an interesting experience. xDDD
Spinning is hard, isn't it? OLE.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?!

Brian Regan is funny...
How do you make moose a plural?
MOOSEN.
I SAW A FLOCK OF MOOSEN. THERE WERE MANY OF THEM, MANY MUCH MOOSEN.
xDDDDD
HALT! HALT WITH YOUR TWO WISDOM TOOTH TALE.

Ai Nante is officially the best 'Goshi song. I get shivers everytime I listen to it. And the translation...
Nino, you've got some competition out there.
Even though your imitation of the clock announcement was flawless. ;D
Nose, you might want to think about your...GPS impersonation.
RIIDA. LOL. Was that a car honk or a dead cat? It's okay, you're still adorable.
Sho...elephants don't sound like that, last time I checked. Hehehe.

I FINISHED KHR SO FAR. YESSSHHH.
Fuuta from the future is so BEAUTIFUL. And Gokudera...
(Shut up about Chuu, Kyle. Dx)
Time to read D. Gray-Man...Or watch another drama. Hehehehe.

I'm listening to Code. And my ears aren't bleeding? xOOO
YEAH-HEAH-YEAH-HEAH-YEAH-HEAH.
Oh Ryo, you make me laugh.
And Chiraizumu in recorded version from the radio? Weeiiirrdd.

That's all for now...